im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.
anchovies
great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy
this is whats going to make me tumblr famous the blogger thinks as they comment “this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for” on 53 different text posts
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
why didnt i see this coming
Australia’s capital is turning 100 this year, and for some reason they made this bizarre fucking turtle balloon with ten nipples for the occassion (via)
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.